Contrary to popular belief, jackasses are not stubborn, mean, or stupid. Even if their farcical ears suggest otherwise, male donkeys are smart, hardworking, gentle, and even playful animals that require proper care. Their ability to vocalize while inhaling and exhaling results in the "hee haw" sounds they are famous for. Just what might they be saying? The jackasses in this calendar are very expressive, and the words they might utter are sure to provide chuckles in the coming year.