Are you tired of all the motivational calendars and posters that urge you to work hard and be a productive human being? Do you want to give up all ambition and live an aimless, carefree existence? Then this calendar is for you! Each month has an uninspiring quote that will give you a little extra demotivation to slack off on that project at work, miss your most important appointments, and avoid spending quality time with your family. You?ll also find the dates of many obscure holidays that will reinforce your torpor, like Public Sleeping Day and Ditch New Year?s Resolutions Day. The gorgeous photos will demotivate you even more, as you can sit and stare at them for hours, wishing you were somewhere else. *By purchasing this calendar, you agree to hold Collier Publishing LLC and its employees harmless should you lose your job, receive divorce papers from your spouse, become estranged from your children, or gain an ungodly amount of weight. This calendar is perfect as dcor in your home, kitchen, or office and easily helps to keep track of important dates, contacts, and other events at a glance. Each calendar month is easy to glance at and see what responsibilities you have coming up, so make sure you stay organized through the year! Personalization is easy with different colors for appointments and trips, add stickers or stickie notes for a quick reference, or create your own system of symbols and abbreviations.Popular calendar styleEach month has an uninspiring quote that will give you a little extra demotivationIncludes funny holidays, like ''''Customer is Wrong Day'''' and ''''Blame it on the Large Hadron Collider Day.''''12 month timespan (January - December 2022)Size: 12 x 12 in (Open 24 x 12 in)Gorgeous photos will demotivate you even morePrinted on high-quality paperIncludes all major and significant holidaysStay organized and on track all yearPerfect for the home or office